Deep Thought
Mini Rant
Question your Reality
Semblance of a Story
Nobody expects a hitman at a petting zoo. The cute animals and fuzzy fur put everyone off their guard. All I have to do is blow a dog whistle and the animals start going nuts.
My weapon of choice is a donkey’s jawbone. It’s a tool as old as time. Of course, in my case, the teeth are cleverly hidden in an artificial biting clamp. In the ensuing panic of animals biting and braying, the donkey teeth strike. Little bit of untraceable poison along with some rabies thrown in has the doctors chasing their tails long enough for the target to have pet their last donkey.
I’ve done it enough times to know it works. So when I woke up one morning with bite marks on my hand, I knew I was in trouble.
What If?
Dog Bear Says
Dog Bear says, “If you ever want to make origami, do it at a movie theater. The sound of the paper folding will blend right in with people crinkling wrappers.”